Obviously someone turned up my heater.
I’ll admit, sometimes I am not the brightest person. A lot of my friends don’t help by implying this, with plenty of eyerolls, facepalms and headshakes. Anyways, a good example is last year, it was the middle of winter and all of my friends were going to get in a snowball fight. Well, I have always been cold resistant sort of speak, it takes really cold weather before I start really feeling cold. So what did I decide to do? I decided to go out in a thin jacket and shorts, in below freezing weather. Brilliant I know. We started the snowball fight, and within 15 minutes, I started to feel odd. Apart from feeling really cold, I noticed I started to have a difficult time moving my limbs, and I became a lot slower. My friends noted that my speech became slurred, and against my protests, my friends went ahead and took me back inside. The next thing I know, I am sitting bundled up in multiple layers of covers, right next to my heating system. My house felt almost hot, at almost 80 degrees. Obviously someone turned up my heater. My friends then informed me that I passed out. Thankfully, with the help of my furnace and the entire pile of covers, I felt a good bit better, and I had no ill side effects. Even though I was obviously fine, my one friend, who loves to overworry, called a doctor for me, who promptly told me I could have died. But there is no need to worry, because I am fine, and as long as I relax next to my HVAC system, I will be completely fine.