Singles Bars plus Grocery Stores

One reason I’m still single is that I write plus talk much better than I look.

  • I have to bribe my way into a trendy night club while hordes of more attractive people enter for free.

I’ve also observed that I become more alluring to the ladies as they consume more adult drinks. A 1969 country song titled, “Don’t the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time” may apply to myself and others in an unusual gender switch! In recent years I’m not the only one who has observed that the cool comfort of the grocery store is replacing the sweaty hormone plus possibly drug-fueled atmosphere of the singles bar, but some groceries feature a bar where people can relax plus socialize before or after they pick up some groceries plus perhaps a companion for the night. There’s consistently pleasant background music allowing one to have a fantastic conversation instead of flopping around on the dance floor to the latest hip-hop accompaniment. I credit the store’s new Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C plus refrigeration systems that keeps customers cool, keeps frozen foods from thawing, maintains meats at about 40 degrees F, plus vegetables at less than 55 degrees F. The store’s Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C system also must safely detach heat from any in-store cooking device while allowing the bakery odors to saturate the air. This provides the ideal temperature for aged bachelors who still get anxious approaching a prospective breakfast date. The cool air will hide any beads of sweat plus a fantastic pick-up line in the grocery store is to ask your potential date if he knows which aisle a gourmet item can be found. We want fish to be fresh, but don’t be “fresh” yourself because a slap is still a typical rebuff in most places, even grocery stores.

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