One reason I’m still single is that I write plus talk much better than I look.
I have to bribe my way into a trendy evening club while hordes of more beautiful people enter for free.
I’ve also noticed that I become more alluring to the girls as they consume more adult drinks. A 1968 country song titled, “Don’t the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time” may apply to me in an weird gender switch! In recent years I’m not the only 1 who has noticed that the cool comfort of the grocery store is replacing the warm hormone plus possibly drug-fueled atmosphere of the singles bar, then some groceries feature a bar where people can relax plus socialize before or after they pick up some groceries plus perhaps a companion for the evening. There’s always pleasant background songs allowing 1 to have a superb conversation instead of flopping around on the dance floor to the latest hip-hop accompaniment. I credit the store’s current Heating plus Air Conditioning plus refrigeration systems that keeps purchasers cool, keeps frozen foods from thawing, maintains meats at about 40 degrees F, plus vegetables at less than 55 degrees F. The store’s Heating plus Air Conditioning system also must safely remove heat from any in-store cooking equipment while allowing the bakery odors to saturate the air. This provides the ideal climate for outdated bachelors who still get upset approaching a prospective supper date. The cool air will hide any beads of sweat plus a superb pick-up line in the grocery store is to ask your potential date if she knows which aisle a gourmet item can be found. We want fish to be fresh, however don’t be “fresh” yourself because a slap is still a familiar rebuff in most venues, even grocery stores.